I'm English. So yes, I say 'gosh', take tea every afternoon at precisely half past four, play cricket whenever weather permits and have enjoyed the dubious honour of shaking the hand of the heir to the throne.

I think baked beans are the ultimate in haute cuisine, believe that Ipswich Town is the finest football team the world has ever seen and apologise profusely for anything and everything, especially my nationality.

My name's Will, nice to meet you.